Please, Sam. Don't drink any just yet. You might end up spitting it all over everything.

"I'm dating Richard."

...there wasn't really any point in dancing around the issue.

"Call it cheating if y'like, but I still love you. You're free to not believe me. You're also free to tell me you never want to see me again and hang up. I won't call back." And that's not a threat; that's just Fletcher being uncharacteristically pathetic and defeated.

B'aw.